Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
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